Potholes of Paranoia and Arab Porn

When your paranoid, all the hills and valleys in the path of life appear to be potholes and slowdown bumps created by your enemies. This week has been plagued with power outages and disruptions of the Internet. It is now about 6:30 am and I can’t get on line. Yesterday, the same thing happened. At shift change time last night (5PM) the power went off.

Now I know that I definitely had Carnivore on line because I had never heard of DSO-1000 until I found it on one of my machines and that is definitely the new politically correct name for the FBI’s Carnivore.

Since the Carnivore has retreaded to the dark spot it arose from, it’s a good bet they replaced it with Echelon which is a wireless signal monitoring device so there are no signs that I’m really being monitored.

Other circumstantial evidence is that a porn portal used as evidence at trial never had active links to any porn on any of my Machines. Now on one machine with it’s identity number, the portal is linking me to Arab and Muslim porn and on the other machine Kiddie Porn. (Actually the Arab Porn has attractive full figured women with dark features which isn’t all that bad). Hell, I never even knew that Arab Porn exists.

It seems that the FBI thinks that I’m evil but has a hard time figuring a good reason to track me so it’s throwing bait for pedophilia and being an Arab which is almost close to being a Terrorist.

It’s more humorous than aggravating as the power and Internet outages are scheduled at traditional shift change time. As a point of information, I go to bed at 9 pm and wake up at 4 AM and pretty much hit the ground running. So if you really wanted to monitor my activity in 8 hour shifts, you could cover 100% by scheduling one person from 4:30AM to 12:30PM and the other from 12:30PM to 8:30PM. Then there would be no need for power outages or disruption of Internet services.

Note to the FBI: You can keep the link’s to Child Sexual Abuse away and keep sending the Arab Porn. I mean I have never discriminated against women on the basis of race, color or creed and this sort of exposes me (hahaha) to a new group of attractive women. When I look at a woman, I like to see a few curves which usually comes when women are old enough to legally chase after them.

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