This case has been deadly serious on several levels. First just the charge of Child Pornography can ruin a persons life and the conviction on the charges is even more heinous. So it’s obviously dangerous to the person charged. On the next level there is the effect of associating yourself with the defense of a child pornographer. Sever professional associates have advised me that my decision to work this case is probably none to bright for my reputation. But then how is it possible to tarnish the reputation of a self proclaimed fat savage. And finally we all recognize that the government prosecutors and government expert are lying like shit.
It has gotten to the point that the guilt or innocence of the alleged criminal is almost irrelevant. The defense is predicated on invasion of privacy and government corruption of the evidence. It’s a long time principle of law that you cant eat the fruit of a poison tree. On the other hand the governments case is predicated on the computer storage of over 500 of the nastiest pictures you would never want to see. The German Concentration Camp pictures shown at the Holocaust Museum are a step up because they are just plain sick and have no relation to sex.
In addition, like Icarus, the higher we aspire for the light of knowledge in this case the more we are blinded by the darkness of Trojans. The machine that was doing all the non porn research now has 85 open Microsoft exploits which would allow in hundreds of Trojans. One of them has corrupted the device drivers in either the BIOS or the device drivers low level programing on the motherboard. Please don’t even suggest this is impossible as I own three machines that have these symptoms.
The government witness has assured everyone that Trojans won’t work on dial up and that there no virus or malware that can do anything like what we proposed in open court. The judge has assured us that its just bad luck we got hit with shit while researching this case but since there are no national security issues and the whole case was tried in open court we can use the web resources to fix our problems.
So while spending our time wandering in the cesspools of government and life, we have need comic relief. Naturally we started talking about the movie based on our case because win or loose, its probably the most important case with who owns the information on a computer, who is responsible for it being their and the governments right to access the machine without search warrants. The Defense Attorney could be a perfect Denzel Washington type and his secretary is almost a perfect Halle Berry, the expert is a perfect match for Forest Whittiker and the alleged criminal makes a perfect Joe Pesce as to myself I’m sort of an over the hill Bruce Willis with brains. Naturally we want John Grishem to do the Book and Spike Lee to direct the movie. A Black Director is mandatory to capture the Black Humor of the Dream Team as we have called ourselves because you cant find a more naturally compatible and supportive group. By Black humor I mean both the cultural and dark side of our humorous attempts to maintain our sanity. A lawyer author would catch the importance of this case to the protection and freedom of my grandchildren.
This will be a horrible future battle for all of us (that survive?).
As Ben Franklin said those who sacrifice freedom for security can never be free or secure.